PEOPLE |
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Bristol Palin
Paid $262,500 to Advocate
for Sex Abstinence
After turning down $1
million to pose for
Hustler. |
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ENTERTAINMENT |
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Schwarzenegger
Says He's Doing “The
Governator” Cartoon Series
Didn't get a single
ambassadorship to any of his top
five choices. |
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BUSINESS |
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Scrooge McDuck Tops Forbes
List of Richest Fictional Characters
Mainly due to Bush era tax breaks. |
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Experts: Increased Biofuel
Production Driving Food Prices Higher
Slight savings at pump reasonable
tradeoff for millions starved to death. |
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Company
Will Pay Your Mortgage if You
Turn Your House Into a Billboard
And put on a funny hat, jump up
and down on front lawn. |
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SCIENCE |
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Research: British Women
Would Trade One Year of
Life for Perfect Body
British men would trade ten years for
that woman. |
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Study: People Averagely Happy
In 1st 3rd of Life, Then Least Happy,
Then Most Happy in 70’s, 80’s
Advice: skip middle age. |
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Astronomers
Puzzled By Extraordinary
Cosmic Blast in Distant
Galaxy
But tiny capsule seen
escaping Krypton. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Researchers Develop
Cannabis-Like Drug That Dulls Pain
Without the High
So far they've received no offers of
funding. |
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Study Finds Those Who Eat
Sweets Slimmer, Weigh Less Than Those Who
Never Eat Sweets
Concludes those who never eat sweets are
crazy. |
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Study: Prudent, Persistent,
Well-Organized People Live
Longer
Reckless, disorganized quitters
lucky they're still alive. |
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