| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Supersonic
Car Unveiled
Should reduce typical
two-hour commute to
thirty seconds. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Report: Alarms Had Been
Turned Off on BP Oil Rig
And all “No Smoking” signs
removed. |
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| SPORTS |
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Minor Leaguers to Be Tested
for Human Growth Hormone
Players testing positive will be called up to
majors. |
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Tiger Woods Drops Into Tie
With Kobe Bryant as Favorite Sports Star
O.J. drops to fifth. |
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| PICTURE OF THE
WEEK |
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Flying Saucer Begins Pre-Boarding
Peaceful visitors' aim is only “to serve
man.” |
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| FEATURE |
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| What
the hell is this? |
| A ) | Seating chart
for Grateful Dead reunion
concert you can’t
get tickets to. |
| B ) | Possible UFO
landing areas. |
| C ) | Impossible-to-understand
map of intelligence
companies working for
various agencies of the
U.S. government. |
| Hint: wait a minute!
Could those 4 seats in
the third row opposite
DOE, DOJ, Treasury, and
STRATCOM possibly still
be available? Could they
be?! |
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| TRAVEL |
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Italy: 1 in 5 Restaurants
Mafia Controlled
Best not to sit by the window. |
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