MISCELLANEOUS |
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Dunces, KKK Merge
Will pool resources. |
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Study: People Who Have
“Deep” Conversations Happier
But not as happy as shallow people. |
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LAW |
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Vatican Lawyers Explain Why
Pope Not Liable for Abuse
Those choir boys dressed provocatively. |
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SPORTS |
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Experts: This
Could Be Last All-Human
World Cup
Robots will dominate game
by 2014. |
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Source: NCAA to Expand
Tournament To 96 Teams
And 96, 000 commercials. |
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TRAVEL |
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CDC Confirms Norovirus on 3rd
Straight Cruise From South Carolina
Investigators focusing on Midnight All
You Can Eat Buffet on Vomitorium Deck. |
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FEATURE |
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Which of the following
has prompted Republicans
to call Barack Obama the
“most liberal
President in our nation's
history?” |
A ) | Calling for
an end to the moratorium
on construction of new
nuclear plants. |
B ) | Calling for
an end to the moratorium
on new offshore drilling. |
C ) | Reforming
healthcare along
insurance industry
guidelines. |
D ) | Escalating
the war in Afghanistan. |
E ) | Ignoring
abuses of power by his
Republican predecessor. |
Hint: Please
tell us, we'd like to
know. |
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NEW PRODUCTS |
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Next Big
Thing: Butt Bra
Inventor says it
“lifts and
separates.” |
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