PEOPLE |
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Carla Bruni
Seen in New York
With some French guy. |
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Sarah
Palin Addresses S&M Convention
Says McCain “kinkier than he looks.” |
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BUSINESS |
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U.S. Selling Citigroup Shares
To eager investors, banking on next
government bailout. |
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$700 Billion of Junk Bond Debt Coming Due in 2012
As predicted in Mayan Calendar. |
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Housing
Market Rebound Begins
It may take some time before
it reaches your neighborhood. |
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SCIENCE |
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Copernicum Named 112th
Element in Periodic Table
Announcement hailed by makers of large
periodic table wall charts. |
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Toads Leave Area 5 Days
Before Earthquakes
If you see toads leaving town, call your
insurance agent. |
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Hadron Collider Operational,
Proton Beams Smash Together
Parallel universe created, possibly this
one. |
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Door
to Afterlife Discovered
in Egypt
Key still missing. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Junk Food as Addictive
as Cocaine, Heroin
Concurrent study finds cocaine, heroin as
addictive as junk food. |
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Study: We're Happier When We
Have More Than Next Guy
More likely to go berserk when we don't. |
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