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 Zsa
Zsa Gabor's Husband Running for
Governor of California
Prince Frederic von Anhalt, who
claimed he fathered Anna Nicole
Smith's daughter and was once
found naked and handcuffed to the
steering wheel of a 2006 Rolls
Royce, leads in the polls. |
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| MEDIA |
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Tim Tebow, Mom in Super Bowl
Ad Recall Doctors’ Advice to Abort
Him
Raising profound question: how many great
quarterbacks have we lost? |
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| BUSINESS |
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Toyota, Acting Forcefully,
Recalls All Its Cars
Orders its dealers to kill themselves. |
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 McDonald's
Introduces McItaly Burgers in
Italy
Hopes to attract diners who have
never eaten Italian or American
food. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Physicist: Extraterrestrial
Life May Already Be Here
In the form of shoppers at all-night
markets. |
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Discovery of Life on Other
Planets Expected by 2013
Followed by torrent of PBS specials in
2014. |
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 Archeologists
Uncover Evidence of
Another Civilization
Between Maya and Aztecs
Smiley-Faced people
slaughtered quickly by
both Maya and Aztecs. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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New Survey Challenges
40-Year-Old Idea of Mid-Life Crisis
Theory now having mid-life crisis. |
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Study: Sugary Drinks Prevent
Impulsive Decisions
Like buying sugary drinks. |
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