| PUBLISHING |
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Time Debuts
Mine
New magazine features
articles, photos, opinion
pieces about everything
you own. |
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Newspaper Publishers Meet to
Discuss Charging for Content
For example, an article about the death of
newspapers would cost $.02. |
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 Comics:
Archie Finally Chooses
Veronica Over Betty
But doesn't rule out threesome. |
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| FACTOID |
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Spam Now 90% of All E-Mail
Down from 100%. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Pentagon Poised to Combat
Cyber Attacks
Ready to fight "War on Nerds." |
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Microprocessors Power
Submersible Robots
Could someday replace baking soda. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Los Angeles Schools Cancel
Summer School Classes
Students advised to stay home or join
gangs. |
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| POLITICS |
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Georgia Congressman: No
More Guaranteed Citizenship
To Those Born Here
They'll first have to demonstrate an understanding
of the Constitution and all its amendments, like the 14th. |
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Poll: Americans Split on Torture
Half vehemently opposed, half vehemently in favor. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Recession Boosts Sales of
Sneakers, Chocolate, Spam
Based on latest earnings report from Sneakers,
Chocolate, Spam & Beyond. |
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 England:
Marks & Spencer Drops $3
Surcharge for Extra Large Bras
“'Bout time!” says
spokesperson for NAABBW (shown). |
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