MILESTONES |
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Lincoln's,
Darwin's 200th Birthdays
Celebrated
At one event honoring both men,
tortoises were set free. |
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LIFESTYLE |
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Study: 40% Have Dated Office
Colleague, 31% Married One
20% just had hot sex on the copier. |
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SPORTS |
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Pitchers, Catchers Report
Leave urine sample. |
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A-Rod
Admits Taking Steroids
And not being patient
enough at the plate. |
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MLB May Reinstate Hank Aaron
as All-Time Home Run Champ
If he agrees to submit to a drug test. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Recession
Hitting Rich Worse Than Poor
Poor have begun eating the rich. |
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FEATURE |
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The security firm
Blackwater has changed
its name. What is their new name? |
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A ) |
Mayhem, Carnage, Loot & Pillage, Ltd. |
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B ) |
Private Armies 'R' Us |
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C ) |
Murder, Inc. |
Hint: who
wants to know? |
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TRAVEL |
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United Airlines Drops
Customer
Complaint Number
Passenger satisfaction level soars, says
company. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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Chavez Wins, Campaigned
for Change
To law limiting number of
terms he can serve as
president. |
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