POLITICS |
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Poll: More Prefer to Watch
Football With Obama
However, McCain preferred if team uses
single wing. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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New Piece by
Mozart Found
Though musicologists
skeptical about
provenance of Gangsta
Cantata in F. |
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INTERNET |
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Web Analyst: Social Networking
Activity Passes Searching for Porn
Internet users now arrange to meet and
watch porn together. |
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Deletionpedia Archives All
That’s
Been Deleted from Wikipedia
Deletiondeletionpedia archives all
that’s been deleted from
Deletionpedia. |
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SPORTS |
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NFL Cracks Down on Plays That
Endanger Players
Bans all appearances on “Dancing
With the Stars.” |
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FEATURE |
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There's been bipartisan agreement about
the need for reform in Washington. What
new federal agency is most likely to emerge
to enact these reforms? |
A ) | Bureau of Earmarks |
B ) | Pork Barrel Management Agency |
C ) | Office of Inside Dealing |
D ) | Corrupt Lobbyist Services Board |
E ) | Interstate Logrolling Commission |
F ) | Financial Meltdown Observation Administration |
G ) | Department of Boondoggle Affairs |
Hint: this really deserves
a cabinet level entity. |
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LAW |
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Judge Rules
Saggy Pants Ban
Unconstitutional
Upholds law banning
suspenders. |
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