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NRA-Backed
Rule Change Allows
Concealed Weapons in
National Parks
After numerous reports
of bears wielding
shovels. |
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Human Footprint on Mars
Puzzles Scientists
And theologians. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Latest Crash Test Dummies
Shown to Public
Developed after thousands of laboratory
controlled collisions using humans. |
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| SPORTS |
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Heavy Favorite Big Brown
Fails at Belmont
Jockey is euthanized. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Bush is negotiating an
agreement to keep U.S.
troops in Iraq for the
long term. Who supports
this idea in Iraq? |
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A ) |
Shiites. |
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B ) |
Sunnis. |
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C ) |
Kurds. |
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D ) |
None of the above. |
| Hint: never
mind that, it’s for their own good. |
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| TRAVEL |
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 Ten
Airports
Now Equipped With Body Scanners
Complete list available at
Airportnudiecuties.com. |
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Actual Purpose of
Stonehenge Finally Revealed
Originally built as tourist trap. |
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