| PEOPLE |
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Vatican Said
to Be Battling Financial
Problems
Shown: Pope Benedict
shoots V8 commercial. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Experts: Indiana Jones Film
Riddled With Inaccuracies
Among them: 65-year-old archeologists
don't have stunt doubles. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Ford Pickups Outsold by
Toyota, Honda
Toyota, Honda outsold by Schwinn. |
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 Folgers
Purchased by Smucker's
New company will be called,
whether they like it or not,
Fuckers. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Researchers Tag Hundreds of
Sharks Off Mexico to Discover
Cause of Attacks
Probable cause: tagging. |
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Scientists Turn Genetically
Tweaked E.Coli Bacteria Into Computers
Coming soon: salmonella that can compute
pi to 200 million places. |
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 Study:
Greed Not Restricted to
Humans
But humans have perfected
it. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Red Wine May Slow
Aging Process
Enough red wine will stop it altogether. |
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Study: Fewer Teens Having
Sex,
Using Drugs, Alcohol
Based on what they tell their parents. |
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