| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Zoo Sells
Paintings Created by
Animals
Doesn't tell buyers. |
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Nuclear Regulatory Commission
Fines Florida Nuke Plant for
Sleeping Workers
Smithers furious. |
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Census Bureau to Use Paper,
Not Computers in 2010
Critics call for “digital
trail” as backup. |
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Alberto Gonzales Having
Trouble Finding Job
Can't recall why. |
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| POLITICS |
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McCain: Hillary, Obama
Promises on Iraq “Reckless”
They’d only stay another 50 years. |
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| SPORTS |
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Olympic Torch Relay Record
Broken
By four months. |
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| FEATURE |
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| During last week’s
Congressional hearings,
John McCain hoped for:
“a peaceful,
prosperous democratic
state that poses no
threat to its neighbors
and contributes to the
defeat of terrorists.” What
country was he talking
about? |
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A ) | Iraq in 2012 |
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B ) | United States
in 2022 |
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C ) | Pluto in 2024 |
| Hint: things
are said to be slowly
improving on Pluto. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Camera Device Takes Photo When
Subject Smiles
Great for politicians, not so great for funeral
directors. |
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FCC Approves Plan for
Cellphone Carriers to Alert Users to
Emergencies
Like only two days left for great deal on
new cellphones. |
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