| PEOPLE |
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Nude Photo of
France's First Lady Sells
for $91,000
Most ever paid for photo
of naked first lady. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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McCain, Clinton, Obama All
Appear on “American Idol ”
McCain, Obama asked to return. |
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| BOOKS |
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Czech Novelist Wins 8th Kafka
Prize
Begins confusing, endless struggle with
faceless bureaucracy to claim it. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Consumer Sentiment Hits New
Low
Only thing moving off shelves is hemlock. |
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Starbucks Begins Selling
Cheaper, “Everyday” Coffee
From beans harvested by slaves. |
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 3.5
Million Robots Could Be Working
In Japan By 2025
Most will be emailing other
robots on company time, looking
for better jobs. |
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| TRENDS |
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Study: Husbands Create 7
Extra Hours of Housework
A Week for Wives
Wives spend an additional 3 hours
a week complaining about it. |
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| SCIENCE |
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 Stonehenge
Dig Turns Up New Clues
No specifics, but team
leaves immediately for
Jupiter. |
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 World's
Most Powerful Laser Unveiled
Will be tried out in world's most
powerful PowerPoint presentation. |
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| CORRECTION |
| Last week,
in describing intense, detailed
discussions inside the White
House over many weeks that led to
government-sanctioned torture, we
listed President George W. Bush,
Vice President Dick Cheney,
Attorney General John Ashcroft,
Secretary of State Colin Powell,
CIA Director George Tenet and
National Security Adviser
Condoleezza Rice as all being in
attendance. In fact, President
Bush, although informed of
everything, was not present. We
apologize for any confusion. |
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