| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Ethiopia:
Coptic Christians Celebrate
Coptic Millennium
Cope with Coptic Y2K mess. |
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Cellphone Use Banned for Teen
Drivers In California
If they want to talk on the phone while
going 80 miles an hour they'll have to go
to Nevada. |
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| KIDZ KORNER |
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Your Own News Story
Just Fill In the Blanks
_____, the highest
ranking official in the
Department of _____ to be
accused of lying,
explained that his sworn
testimony before the
_____ Committee was not a
lie because of reasons he
could not divulge. ____
appeared to have perjured
himself __ times, and was
contradicted by __ other
high officials. When
confronted with
contradictory accounts of
___ and ___ by ____,
____, and ____, he stated
that the apparent
conflict could be easily
explained, but would
involve the disclosure of
a secret program. If the
____ could see the
details, they would
understand. He invoked
both National Security
and Executive Privilege
in withholding all
documents related to
____. This explanation
did not seem to convince
____, or _____, who
remained extremely
skeptical, and _____, who
was dumbfounded. |
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 Finally,
a Solution for Gridlock!
This one-man flying saucer floats
just above the traffic but under
the radar, so you won't attract a
squadron of F-16's on your way to
work. Just keep an eye out for
trees, billboards and maniacs in
jet-packs. First one's already
been purchased: by a bearded
gentleman in northwest Pakistan.
$90,000, at Hovercrafterie. |
 New
Camera From Sony Snaps Picture
When It Detects a Smile
Has additional settings
for Smirk, Sneer and Scowl. |
 Exercise
Bike Lets Riders Compete With
Others on Web
On the Internet, nobody knows
you're on steroids. |
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| LAW |
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Little-Noticed Provision in
Patriot Act Speeds Up Executions
Condemned's last meal now prepared in
microwave. |
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| SPORTS |
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Pats Secretly Videotaped Jets
To Steal Defensive Signals
After obtaining National Security Letter
from DOJ. |
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