| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 More
Restaurants Serving Food
On Naked Women
And refusing service to
those not properly
attired. |
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| LAW |
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Some Prospective Jurors Think
Spector Is Guilty
Others think he did it. |
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| RELIGION |
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Pope: Babies Might Enter
Heaven Without Baptism
There goes the neighborhood. |
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| SPORTS |
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Baseball Remembers Jackie
Robinson
For one game, allows white players to
hurl racial epithets at black players. |
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| KIDZ KORNER |
| Can you
match the quotes with the
source? |
| Source |
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Quote |
| Harry
Reid |
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"The
clock is ticking" |
| Robert
Gates |
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"The
war is lost" |
| Dick
Cheney |
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"My
ass is grass" |
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| FEATURE |
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| “The Good
Government Fund” was
established by: |
| A ) | A
watchdog group of honest
citizens. |
| B ) | Investigators
from Pluto. |
| C ) | Swift
boat financier and mega
Bush supporter Sam Wyly,
who may be guilty of the
biggest personal tax
fraud in U.S. history. |
| Hint: “good
government” depends
on your point of view. |
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| $1.6 trillion
(16.2%) of all private
wealth of North Americans
is held in offshore
accounts because: |
| A ) | it's
fun to go to the Cayman
Islands and have some
money there for tips. |
| B ) | if a
meteor destroys the
United States, they can
still afford a nice hotel
somewhere. |
| C ) | only
chumps pay taxes. |
| Hint: for the rich,
the only sure things are
death and tax cheating. |
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