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Former
Rolling Stone Bill Wyman
Signs on As Spokesman for
Metal Detector
Says they're great for
finding old coke spoons. |
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Asia’s Richest Woman
Leaves Everything to Fortune Teller
As predicted. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Movies: 19 Remakes
Scheduled for '07
Those who don't care for
remakes can go to Broadway revivals. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Microsoft Sells Only 224
Copies of
Windows Vista in China
Seems everyone already has it. |
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 Wal-Mart Passes Exxon,
Regains Top Spot on Fortune 500
Exxon hopes for comeback with next
big war, natural disaster. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Project Begun to Catalogue
Every Species on Earth
Then sell mailing list to
extraterrestrials. |
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New Research: Chimps More
Evolved Than Humans
Apes may be descended from us. |
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 Swan in Chinese Zoo Feeds
Its Fish “Friends”
Although zookeepers are
“skeptical” of its motives. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Poll: 96% Want Government
To Mandate Safety Info on
All Medicines
White House will wait until public's
“100% sure.” |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Japan Recalls 180,000 Toilets
Which Can Catch on Fire
If any gas is released. |
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