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PEOPLE
Ex-Spy Chief Tenet's Tell-All Bio Due Out In Spring
He's been invited to White House for radioactive tea.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Hottest New Show:
American Idol — Paternity

Judges, audience choose father of Anna Nicole Smith’s infant daughter.
Fox News Channel Launches Own Satirical News Program
It's called “Fox News.”
 
BUSINESS
Report: GM in Talks to Buy Chrysler
Combined auto giants would create world's largest lemon.
Nielsen Shocker: TiVo Owners
Don't Skip Commercials

In fact, they skip programs, unless they feature heavy product placement.
Chef Creates World's Most Expensive Pizza
$4200 pie topped with lobster, caviar, gold; buy two, delivery is free.
SCIENCE
Ancient Chimps May Have Used
Hammers

Still to be determined: where they bought the hammers.
Stem Cell Technique Helps Women
Grow Own Breast Implants

Breakthrough could end all debate on stem cells.
Mexican Biologist Discovers 40 Dinosaur Footprints in Desert
Headed north.
 
Newly Discovered
Coins Portray Antony, Cleopatra as Quite Homely

Both, however, were said to have nice personalities.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Eating Fish During Pregnancy
Can Boost Child's IQ

So that's why your kid's an idiot.
 
LAW
ABA Code of Conduct Update: No Longer Ethical For Judges To Trade Favorable Rulings For Sex
But there will be a 6-month grace period.

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