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Martha
Stewart Trains for Next
Shuttle Flight
She'll be part of crew
assigned to “spruce
up” space station. |
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 Big Fan:
Scooter Libby Committed
to Memory Every
“Star Trek”
Episode
He's currently on trial
for not being able to
remember leaking
classified information. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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New Show Preview: “Scripted
Comedy Program”
This may be the ultimate reality show:
six professional actors are hired by
producers to appear in a weekly 30-minute
sitcom written entirely by professional
writers and directed by professional
directors. Can it be done? Viewers will
decide. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Pfizer to Cut 10,000 Jobs
Mostly lobbyists. |
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Kraft Sued for Claiming Capri Sun Drink
“All Natural”
“It's not unnatural or
supernatural,”
says lawyer for Kraft. |
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| SCIENCE |
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NASA May Have Inadvertently
Killed Life on Mars
“Shit happens,” explains NASA spokesman. |
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Study: Daydreaming is Brain's
Default Setting
Conclusion: we're meant to goof off. |
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World's Largest Atom
Smasher to Begin
Operations
First chain reaction
could explain universe,
or destroy it. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Nobel Winners Live
2 Years Longer Than Those
Merely Nominated
Statistics don't include Nobel winners
who were murdered by those merely
nominated. |
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Researcher Creates
Caffeinated Doughnuts
For the cop on the go. |
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Harvard: Cigarette Makers
Increased Nicotine Levels by
11% in Last 8 Years
But didn't pass cost on to consumers. |
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