| PEOPLE |
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Barbara Bush
Makes Another Comment
About Hurricane
Wonders if warm winter
coat couldn't be made
from abandoned puppies. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Bob Dylan Revises Lyrics to
“I'll Be Your Baby Tonight”
New verse: “Kick your shoes off, do not
fear, bring that decaf latte over here.” |
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| MEDIA |
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New Trouble for DeLay, Rove
Obscured by Hurricane Coverage
Stories go unreported, whatever they
were. |
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| ADVERTISING |
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 Trend Towards
Using Heavier “Real
People” In Ads
Putting Supermodels Out
of Work
“Many will starve,”
warns Heidi Klum. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Research: Human Brain Still
Evolving
Could pose problem for GOP in next
election. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Danish Study: Higher Level of
Stress, Lower Risk of Breast Cancer
Husbands can play key role in keeping
wives healthy. |
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Study: Alcohol Does Not Aid in
Production of Breast Milk
But can liven up that noontime feeding. |
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 Energy-Producing
Backpack Simultaneously
Runs MP3 Player, PDA,
GPS, Phone, Fax
Power generated by manic
multitasking. |
 Solar-Powered
Video Headstone Promises
Eternal Highlights of
Your Loved One's Life
Interspersed with
“tasteful”
commercials, previews of
upcoming burials. |
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