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MILESTONES
Record 4,600 Couples Married In South Korea
Record 9,200 prenuptial agreements signed.
 
SPORTS
Bush Backs Palmeiro, Despite Indisputable Findings
Backs Rove, too.
NFL: Superstar Offers to Play
“For the Love of the Game”

And $17.5 million a year.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Regional Snapshots: The Bible Belt
 
  This swath of states in the South and Midwest is known for its fierce devotion to the Bible, its tenacious defense of marriage, and the highest divorce rate in the country.
FEATURE
There's been a lot of talk lately coming from the Bush Administration regarding the conditions which would permit an American withdrawal from Iraq. Which is the most current summary of those conditions?
A )Constitution ratified, new elections successful, Iraqi Security Forces fully capable of taking over.
B )Reasonably stable political situation, Iraqi Security Forces fully capable of being trained in some other country.
C )Iraqi government no more dysfunctional than our own, Security Forces fully capable of taking bribes.
D )U.S. attacks Iran.
 
POLITICS
Strategists Narrow Possible
'08 Campaign Slogans for
Hillary Clinton to Three
 
  1.  I Am Not a Liberal
  2.  No, Really, I'm Not a Liberal
  3.  Honest to God, I'm Not a Liberal

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