| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Hefner
Reality Series Debuts
Show can be seen on Dirty
Old Man Network. |
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“Dukes of Hazzard”
May Be
Worst Movie Ever Made
Expected to break all records at box
office. |
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Sony to Pay $1.5 Billion For
Fake Movie Critic Fraud
“One of year's best verdicts!”
- Joseph Shmo, Columbia Law Review
“You'll love this settlement!”
- Jane Doe, Arbitration Monthly |
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| MEDIA |
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Pfizer Won't Run Viagra
Ads During Super Bowl
Switching to coverage of Senior Golf Tour,
Women's Beach Volleyball. |
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| BUSINESS |
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National Board of Realtors:
Housing Affordability Dropped in 2nd
Quarter
From “totally unaffordable” to
“unaffordable even in your
dreams.” |
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| PEOPLE |
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 Billion Dollar
Ante Poker Tournament at Wynn
Casino Attracts Only Two
Players
Shown: Bill Gates (left),
Warren Buffett (right). |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Japan Plans Computer 73 Times
Faster Than World's Current Fastest
Powerful enough to send three trillion
notices of pre-approved $400,000 home
loans in one second. |
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| SCIENCE |
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 South Koreans
First To Clone a Dog
“Snuppy”
(right) tasted
just as good as his
father,
say researchers. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Party Drug Ecstasy
Helps Reverse Effects of Parkinson's
You can write off your next rave as a
medical expense. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| In our
recent story on Archbishop
William J. Leveda's refusal to
help provide child support for
the child of a Portland priest,
we mistakenly reported that the
child's mother argued the priest
should have used birth control.
In fact it was the Archbishop,
now Defender of the Faith for the
Vatican, succeeding Pope Benedict
XVI in that office, who argued
that the mother should have
employed birth control, therefore
the Church was not responsible.
We regret the error. |
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