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 Signing
Gorilla Chimes in on
Evolution Debate
“If these ignorant
Creationists are right,
the zoos should be full
of cavemen,”
Koko (shown) tells reporters. |
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Supreme Court Overturns
Arthur Andersen Conviction
Then shreds opinion. |
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| TOYS |
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Pope Benedict
XVI Doll Goes on Sale in
Germany
Talking version says
“Don't' have
sex” in five
languages. |
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| SPORTS |
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First Home Run Hit in Major
Leagues This Season
Batter will be tested for steroids. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Austrian
Resort Offers Beer Baths
With unlimited refills. |
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| FEATURE |
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| The
State Department has
placed Saudi Arabia,
Kuwait, Qatar and the
United Arab Emirates on
the list of Gulf States
which |
| A ) |
have
done the most to help
spread freedom. |
| B ) |
have
proved most valuable to
the United States in the
global war on terrorism. |
| C ) |
have
done the most to keep
down the price of oil. |
| D ) |
have
done the least to stop
international human
trafficking in slave
labor, soldiers,
prostitutes and the child
sex trade. |
| | Hint: Nobody's
perfect. |
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| Christopher
Cox, Bush's nominee to
head the SEC, authored a
groundbreaking law which |
| A ) |
makes
it easier for
grandmothers and orphans
to protect their savings
from corporations and
their accountants who
devise con games to rob
them. |
| B ) |
makes
it easier for
corporations and their
accountants to rob
grandmothers and orphans,
hide fraudulent
accounting practices and
escape liability when
fraud is exposed. |
| | Hint: Can you spell
"Enron"? |
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