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Cookie Monster
Reported Hospitalized With
Arteriosclerosis
 Sesame Street icon
had been eating diet “heavy in
trans fats,” according to friend,
Hoots the Owl. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Lines Already Forming for Star
Wars Movie Yet to Be Filmed
Future installment “hasn't even been
pitched,” says studio. |
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Study: TV Turning 4-Year-Olds
Into Bullies
Particularly those who watch “The
O'Reilly Factor.” |
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| BUSINESS |
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ChevronTexaco Discovers New
Source for Oil Much Larger
Than ANWR
Unocal. |
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Smucker's
Denied Patent on Peanut
Butter and Jelly Sandwich
But awarded patent for
audacity. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Half-Million-Year-Old Mammoth
Fossil Found in Southern California
DNA suggests creature had been preparing
comeback after successful rehab. |
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Researchers Able to Remotely
Control Brains of Genetically
Modified Fruit Flies
Promises flying insects who can be
manipulated to bother someone else. |
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Computer Simulations Predict
Many Earth-Like Planets
All capable of having Gods who
created them ten thousand years
ago. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Pot Smoking Prevents
Heart Disease, Stroke
When combined with a diet rich in
chocolate, and heavy drinking. |
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Many Doctors Honored as
“Physician of The Year” By
Congress
After each contributed $1,250 to the
Republican Party. |
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Study: Obesity Costing
California $21.7 Billion
Fatter movie stars, fewer tickets sold. |
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