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Bill Says
Hillary Would Be an
“Excellent” President
All he'd need for himself
is a small space just off
the oval office. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Martha Stewart's “Apprentice”
Spin-off Looks for Kinder Tag Line
Leading choice: “Bitch, your ass is
mine.” |
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TV: Fake News Network
Shakes Up Schedule |
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| FNN's New Lineup for Sunday Nights: |
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8 - 9: |
Armstrong Williams Reports |
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9 -10: |
Hardball, with Jeff Gannon |
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10-11: |
For Non-Gay Married People
Only, with Maggie Gallagher |
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| BUSINESS |
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Aging Superheroes Call for
Increased Benefits
And a strong dental plan. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Most Binge Drinking in
Midwest, Great Plains
Southerners dispute findings, urge
further research. |
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Suicides Outnumber Homicides
3 to 2
But with proper treatment internalized
anger can be externalized, ratio
reversed. |
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| ART |
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Painting by Elephant Brings
Record Sum for Work of
Abstract Expressionism
Exceeds amount paid for canvases by J. Fred
Muggs, Jackson Pollock. |
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| HIGH TECH |
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Samsung to Market Mobile
Phone Which Can Tickle or Slap
“Will usher in new era,” says
spokeswoman, Jenna Jameson. |
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| LAW |
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High Court: No Death
Penalty for Minors
Without parental permission. |
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