| PEOPLE |
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 After One Week, Britney
Spears “Disillusioned”
With Married Life
“I didn't realize how much
sacrifice, commitment, and selflessness
was involved,” she tells Britney
Magazine. |
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| HIGH TECH |
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Poll: Half of All Internet
Users Say They Can't Live Without It
Other half waiting to talk to tech
support. |
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| SPORTS |
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Hockey: NHL Shutdown Hurts
Many Economically
But mostly dentists. |
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| FASHION |
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 Esquire: Outkast's Andre 3000
Voted World's Best Dressed Man
Beats out boxing promoter Don King
and funnyman Marty Allen.
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| The CIA's National
Intelligence Estimate on Iraq
lists "dissolution into
civil war" as the
"worst-case scenario."
What does the CIA list as the
"best-case scenario"? |
| A ) | “U.S.
Troops showered with rose petals
amidst joyous dancing in the
streets.” |
| B ) | “U.S.
Ambassador escorted by host of
angels directly into heaven to
sit on the right hand of God.” |
| C ) | “Continued
instability.” |
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| EDUCATION |
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Report: Obese Kids Cost
Schools Millions
But bullies' taunts can get them to shed
extra pounds. |
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Bad News: College Affordability
At New Low
Good news: college degrees almost
worthless. |
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| ODDS AND
ENDS |
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"War on Poverty" Declared
Over
Poor agree to surrender. |
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