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 Terminator
4
To Begin Production Next
Year
Start date depends on
availability of Arnold Schwarzenegger,
shown campaigning with Vice
President Dick Cheney
(right) in the midwest. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Wal-Mart Will Stop Selling
Protocols of The Elders of Zion
Retailer “reluctantly bows to the International
Jewish Conspiracy to Take Over the
World,” says spokesman. |
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"Million Millionaires March"
Planned for Washington
Group hopes to increase public
awareness of their good fortune. |
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Prince
Charles Promoting British
Cuisine
Talks up virtues of
boiled meat, warm beer on
tour of continent. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Bush Defends Americans Against
Cheap, Unsafe Prescription
Drugs From Canada
Canadians “dropping like flies,”
he says. |
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Government Report: Binge
Drinking Costs Ireland $3 Billion a Year
in Health Costs, Drunk Driving, Crime
But earns country $4 billion in tourism. |
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 Californians to Vote on
Allocating Billions for
Stem Cell Research
Money would be used
to develop cures for sagging breasts,
droopy eyelids, double chins. |
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Study: Anger, Depression, Hostility
Linked to Heart Disease
“What I've been saying for years, but the
bastards wouldn't listen,” says author,
in statement published posthumously. |
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EPA: 13 Percent of Water on
Airlines Unsafe
Agency wants to give passengers something else
to worry about. |
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