| ODDS AND ENDS |
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Tigger
Acquitted In Florida
Molestation Trial
But Roo found guilty of
six counts of pandering. |
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Pessimists Admit Glass is Half Full
But complain that there's lipstick on it. |
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| SPORTS |
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NFL: Training Camp Injury
Report
Every player on every team out 7-10 days
with pulled hamstring. |
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U.S. Olympic Basketball Team
Loses to Pygmies, 89-71
“They weren’t even our best players,”
says Pygmies' coach. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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“Swift
Boat Veterans for
Truth” Attack Kerry
in Ad
Group (shown) claims he
was laughable bungler
while serving in Vietnam. |
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| FEATURE |
| WHAT
THEY WERE THINKING |
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| President George W. Bush,
Chief of Staff Andrew Card, Emma
E. Booker Elementary School,
Sarasota, Florida, September 11,
2001. |
| Andrew Card
(left): “I was thinking that
this moment would be etched in
our memories for time immemorial.
Here I was, with the President of
the United States, an eyewitness
to history.” |
| President Bush
(right): “I remember Andy
telling me we were under attack.
At first I thought he'd had too many
Mimosas at the prayer breakfast, but
soon, within minutes, I went into
action.” |
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| DID YOU KNOW? |
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| It is
illegal in Mississippi to report more than two UFO
sightings in one week. |
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