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 Courtney
Love, Paris Hilton Appear
at Benefit
The rebellious rocker
with a history of drug
problems and outlandish public
behavior and the party-going
heiress whose explicit sex tape
has been seen all over the world
by virtually everybody were
honored for their charity work. |
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Barbie, Ken Split Up After 43
Years
California Barbie's personal growth had
been stunted by relationship, says
Divorce Lawyer Johnnie. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Oscars Add New Categories
Awards to be given for Best Remake, Best
Re-Release, and Best Tired Old Story
Relocated to High School. |
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| MILITARY |
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First All-Gay
Warship Commissioned
The U.S.S. Lavender will
be stationed in the
Pacific. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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British Report: Smoking Leads
to Impotence
And vice versa. |
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New Test Can Reveal Drinking Habits
Going Back Weeks or Months
But not years, doctors assure White House. |
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Medical Examiner's Report:
Dr. Atkins Was Obese
Secretly consumed vast quantities of
fruits, vegetables. |
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 Teen Abstinence
Campaign Goes
Nationwide
Thousands of billboards
advise young people to
hold off having sex until
they are married. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Human Embryos Cloned by South
Korean Researchers
Breakthrough promises world made up of
millions of South Korean researchers. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Study: High School Diploma
Meaningless
Graduates not prepared for college
courses proving life is meaningless. |
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