| HIGH TECH |
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Segway
Approved for Use
Nationwide
By Democrats. |
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Super Clear 36-inch TV Costs
$11,000
Picture said to be superior to life
itself. |
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New Car Warns of Impending
Crash
Futuristic Honda Inspire detects danger,
helpfully screams, "We're all gonna
die!" |
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| PUBLISHING |
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Hillary Clinton Memoir Soars
to
Top of Best-Seller List
Everyone wants to read her account of the
moment she learned her health plan was
doomed. |
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| PICTURE OF THE
WEEK |
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Aliens Destroy Golden Gate
Bridge
Take wine-tasting tour of Sonoma, then
leave. |
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| One surefire superhit this summer
is going to be Saving Private
Lynch, the true story of a brave
American soldier and how she
singlehandedly toppled the regime
of the evil dictator Saddam
Hussein. Hilary Duff and Frankie
Muniz star, with Jeffrey Tambor
as you-know-who. |
| For fans of light comedy
there's The In-Laws, a
remake of last month's The
In-Laws, which was a remake of
1979's The In-Laws. This latest version
brings back everybody in the cast except Michael
Douglas. |
| One to avoid, even if your air
conditioning's on the blink,
is the quirky novelty Madam
I'm Adam, a movie
that's one long palindrome,
and one long movie (especially if they
lock the exits like they did where I
saw it). |
| And finally, kids will enjoy the
first animated version of The
Sorrow and the Pity, the
profoundly moving documentary
about German occupation of France
during World War II. All in all,
a sizzling celluloid summer
ahead! |
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