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Pam Anderson
Attends Some Award Show
Seems to be in Europe,
with MTV somehow
involved. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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California May Ban Use of
Cellphones While Driving
Unless it's your agent calling. |
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Latest Crash
Tests Show Great
Improvement in Safety
Design
Of crash dummies. |
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| SPORTS |
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Football: Strike Could
Cripple NFL Season
Talks continue between league and
scantily-clad cheerleaders. |
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International
Tennis Federation Sets
New Standards for Ball
Boys
Stricter dress codes,
better screening of
applicants among changes. |
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I've seen some
pretty sneaky things in
my time, but the recent
last-minute deal in the
Senate that gives away
billions of
taxpayers' dollars
to a bunch of children
who don't even pay
taxes has got to take the
proverbial cake. |
| Look, if a poor street
urchin wants a tax refund
he should go out and earn
it by begging a little
harder. And if his
begging brings him an
adjusted net income of
$40,000, he'll be
entitled to an instant
tax credit of $1290. A
married beggar can
receive an additional
$400 per child in his
homeless household.
That's not spare
change, my friends. |
| (Tom DeLay, R-Tex., is
House majority leader.) |
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| PUBLISHING |
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World's
Smallest Bible Fits on
Head Of Eraser
Missionaries hope to
distribute it among
predominantly secular
insect kingdom. |
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