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BUSH PREDICTS
ECONOMIC
IMPROVEMENT,
PEACE IN THE
MIDDLE EAST
Claims crystal ball he found
in White House attic “really
works.” |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Israelis, Palestinians
Discuss Break From Hostilities
To reload. |
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Rumsfeld Wraps European
Goodwill
Tour on High Note
No assassination attempts were made. |
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Sharon Under Attack From Own
Party
But gains support from more moderate
lunatic fringe. |
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| FACTOID |
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Afghanistan: One Telephone
for
Every 330 People
United States: 330 telephones for every
person. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS |
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 “Earth Rover”
Discovered in
California Desert
May Be of Martian
Origin
It “seems to be
searching for water,” says an
eyewitness. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Cheney Lists Assets on Gov't
Disclosure Form as Between
$19.1 and $86.4 Million
Shows command of detail which made him
effective CEO. |
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Al Qaeda Captives Deny
Link to Iraq; Iraqi Captives
Deny Link To Al Qaeda
All deny link to Martha Stewart. |
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REMINDER
The Surgeon General
has determined that dining
on civet cats may be
hazardous to your health. |
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Bills
Advancing in the House
This Week |
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Love
of Country Bill |
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Repeals
habeas corpus. |
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Healthy
Oceans Act |
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Cancels
limits on overfishing. |
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No
Child Left Behind II |
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Moves
all education funds to Defense
Dept. |
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Low
Income Families Rescue Bill |
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Provides
tax relief for billionaires. |
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Homeland
Protection and Safety Act |
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Adds
offshore tax dodges for Halliburton. |
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Fiscal
Responsibility Act |
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Imposes
"birth fee" starting in
2024. |
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