PEOPLE |
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Mag: Moral
Beacon William Bennett Has
Big Gambling Problem
Promoter of family values
and virtuous living is
known in Las Vegas as
“Holier-Than-Thou
Slim.” |
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ENTERTAINMENT |
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Creator Aaron Sorkin Out at
"West Wing," Changes Expected
Martin Sheen will be born again, quit
drinking, among other new story lines. |
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People Magazine Publishes
List of
“10 Most Beautiful People”
In remarkable coincidence, they are all
well-known actors. |
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Reality Shows’ Ratings
Plummet, Networks Look to Alternatives
Experimental new programs built around
“scripts” that are
“written” by
“writers” and then
“performed” by
“actors” will be given a brief
tryout this summer. |
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BUSINESS |
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At $1.5
Million, World's Most
Expensive Shoes May Go
Unsold
Imelda Marcos not in the
market, Madonna has
forsworn all material
things. |
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HIGH TECH |
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Goal of Cashless Society
Almost Here
Most people almost broke. |
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SCIENCE |
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Fish Feel Pain When Hooked,
Says British Study
And what worms feel is off the charts. |
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Private Rocket
Plane Offers
Passengers Earth Orbits
for
Only $1 Million Each
But must leave on
weekday, stay over
weekend. |
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RELIGION |
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Pope Beatifies 17th Century Friar
Who Discovered Cappuccino
Saint Starbucks will be responsible for
all hot beverages costing more than three
dollars. |
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CORRECTION |
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We recently reported that a Pentagon
study found the rich were not
"well-represented by the
military." In fact, the study found
the rich were not "well-represented
in the military." We apologize for
the error. |
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