| ELECTION |
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Texas
County Using
Computer Voting System
Harris County voters can
select a candidate, check
their e-mail, or download
pictures of incest and
bestiality. |
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Voter News Service Improves
Exit Polling
New techniques, extra care
"leave no chance for mistakes in next
Wednesday's election," says
spokesperson. |
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Americans for Job Security,
Group That Buys Ads Backing Republicans,
Won't Say Where Money Comes From
Experts guess drug companies, strip
mining
operations, or Hell. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Microsoft,
Disney Form Partnership
Two companies will divide
world's assets
equally. |
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Consumer Spending Outlook
Bleak
Those who need things can't afford them;
those who can afford things already have
them. |
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| SCIENCE |
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IBM Builds Computer Circuit
With Carbon Molecule
Promises a future with intelligent air pollution. |
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Universe a Computer, Says
Latest Theory
Explains why people are such bad
spellers. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Tea May Prevent Cancer,
Heart Disease
Almost as good for you as wine, beer. |
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Warning
Issued on Botched Batch of Botox
The affected lot has been
recalled. |
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Latest Study Says Positive
Outlook Doesn't Help
Pessimists are all smiles. |
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| PEOPLE |
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Miss Cleo Settles Psychic
Hotline Suit
But warns that those who collect will be
seriously injured or fall ill. |
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Bin Laden's
Will Found
Leaves bulk
of estate to evildoers. |
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