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Bjork
Expecting
Baby should hatch any day
now. |
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| INTERNET |
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Uncensored Internet Access in
Libraries Under Attack
Many fear children will download
Huckleberry Finn. |
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| SPORTS |
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French Skating Judge Banned
From Sport for Three Years
But she expects big payday refereeing
upcoming Tyson-Lewis fight. |
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Baseball Owners Accidentally
Lock Out Players
Maintenance crews called, keys located,
ballparks reopened. |
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Home Runs Down 19% in
Major Leagues
New balls, made from shredded team
financial records, may be the reason. |
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If
this fuckin' Middle
East crisis goes on any
longer I'm going to
go out of my fuckin'
mind! Why can't they
simply settle the
fuckin' thing and
get on with their
fuckin' lives,
instead of all this
bloody fuckin'
killing and bloody
fuckin' bloodshed.
It's fuckin'
crazy, I tell you!
And
could somebody please
tell me how to program
the fuckin' VCR! |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 Disposable
Phone Could Revolutionize
Communications
Instead of simply hanging
up on someone, now you
can throw them out.
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