| MILESTONES |
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Jane Goodall Takes
the Plunge
Ties knot in private
ceremony in Africa. |
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| ODDS AND ENDS |
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Detroit Man Victimized by
Infamous Name
Al Qaeda, owner of Al Qaeda's
Terrorist Supplies, is “sick and
tired” of all the attention. |
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Shift in Earth's Orbit
Surprises Scientists
“But I guess we shouldn't be
surprised by anything anymore,” says
one. |
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| TRENDS |
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Americans Turning to Comfort
Food, Saccharine Homilies, Pop
Culture
Turning away from healthy
meals, intelligent discourse, fine art. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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2000 Election
Results Finally
Made Official
Gore won. |
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cigarettes
the other day when who should
I run into but Mohamed Atta, working the
counter at the only 24-hour convenience store
down there. After I got my pack of Luckies
I told him I hope his former
boss joined him soon. He laughed,
before being disemboweled
by something I never hope to see again.
of the Bands" is pure p.r.
genius. Sitting within gunshot
of each other: Frank Nitti and Bill
"Hopalong Cassidy" Boyd. 
The
original Lassie (a girl!)
wants to be remembered to the
current Lassie(also a
girl!), her great-great-great-granddaughter.
That's Oyl, brother.