| TRAVEL |
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Don't Worry About
Flying, Says FAA
Worry about breathing. |
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TIP OF THE
WEEK: To be sure
Air Marshals are on your plane, book the
same flight as a Cabinet member flying to
demonstrate the safety of air travel. |
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| SPORTS |
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Two Claim Rights to
Bonds' 73rd Home Run Ball
Last game of season may have to be
replayed. |
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| THIS WEEK IN HISTORY |
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1095 AD: Pope
Urban II Declares Holy War on Muslim
World
King Richard I of England leads coalition
of western forces to Middle East to wrest
control of Holy Land from heathens and
infidels in the name of Christianity. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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Millions
Evacuated After Anthrax Scare
Populations of Florida, Georgia, and
Virginia relocated to Montana as a
"precautionary" measure. |
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Mohammad Zahir Shah
Age: 87 |
Position: Exiled King of
Afghanistan
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| Proudest Achievement:
“Lately? Going to
the bathroom.” |
Biggest
Regret: “Being deposed and
exiled to Italy almost
thirty years ago.”
Favorite book:
“Living in Style on
the Italian
Riviera” by Robin
Leach. |
If I had one wish:
“I'd
wish to once again  assume
the throne, and go to the
bathroom.” |
Favorite drink: “What? Oh -- Dewar's,
of course!”
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