| TRAVEL |
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Alcatraz Hotel and Casino
Opens in Las Vegas
Exact replica of prison features
"Last Meal" Buffet and
"Electric Chair" thrill ride. |
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| SPORTS |
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Rules Change Could Slow Down
Baseball Even More
Every batter must now sign release before
each pitch, indemnifying league. |
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Most Football Players Will
Study Law in Off Season
65% at their own trials. |
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| SIGNS OF THE TIMES |
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| INTERNET |
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Federal Prisons Almost 100% Wired
Inmates get free high-speed web
access; prefer chat rooms, offshore
gambling, cybersex. |
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| PEOPLE |
 PROFILE:
NED BUSH
THE
PRESIDENT'S OTHER BROTHER
Age: 47.
Birthplace:
Arlington, Texas.
Current Residence:
Arlington, Texas. |
Education:
B.A., Central Texas State
A&M, M.A., Harvurd.
Married: To
Henrietta Chesterton; two
children, Tex, 15, and Jinx, 12.
Previously Married To:
Violet Brown; six children, Lothar, 24, Louise, 23,
Luwanna, 22, Latrell, 21, Lamont, 20, and Latrobe, 19.
Occupation:
Assistant General Manager,
Arlington Hardware and
Luncheonette.
Hobbies:
Whistling; sculpting mashed
potatoes; shooting at blimps.
Last Book Read: Silas
Marner, by George Eliot.
(“He can really
write!”)
Nickname:
"The Smart One" |
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