| PEOPLE |
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 Report: Trump Told Aides
Top Secret Documents Were “Mine, Not Theirs”
Ditto armed forces, nuclear arsenal. |
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Source: Trump Will Name
Judge Jeanine Pirro Attorney
General if He Wins
She's reportedly already agreed to
let him out of federal prison. |
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| BUSINESS |
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 Silicon Valley
Startup Uses AI to Erase Call Center Worker Accents
Makes everyone sound like they're
from Silicon Valley. |
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| FACTOID |
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The National Archives Holds
13.28 Billion Pages of Records
“Which dwarfs the amount kept at
Mar-a-Lago,” points out a Trump
lawyer. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study Finds Spiders Likely
Sleep, Dream Like People
Although humans rarely dream of
having sex, being eaten by partner. |
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 NASA Posts
What a Black Hole Sounds Like
It's described as a cross between
eerie sci-fi music and a wet fart. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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 Glaciers in Europe Melting
Faster Than Ever
Frozen cavemen popping up like daisies. |
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| LIFESTYLE |
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Cheeseburger Survey: 1 in 6
Put Cheese Under Meat
One in twenty puts bread in middle
between cheese and meat. |
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