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PUBLISHING
Trump's Niece's Tell-All Coming Out in July
Unflattering portrait continues longtime tradition of presidents with embarrassing relatives.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: People Lie to Appear
More Honest

The most sincere people are really lying through their teeth.
Study: Toilet Flushes Can Spew
Aerosol Droplets Into Air

Explain to your dog why you're closing the lid.
 
SPORTS
Reopening in Orlando “Bubble,”
NBA Issues 113-Page Book
Of New Rules

Covering topics like “Social Distancing in the Paint,” “Celibacy for Beginners,” “Alligator Awareness.”
NFL: Despite League's Encouragement, No Team Offers Job to Colin Kaepernick
"We don't have his helmet size," says one owner off the record.
FEATURE
In what annual poll did Finland, Denmark, Switzerland, Iceland and Norway finish first through fifth, and the U.S. finish 18th?
A )World's Saddest Countries
B )World's Least Humorous Countries
C )World's Most Morose Countries
D )World's Happiest Countries
Hint: happiness is overrated.
 
FITNESS
Survey: 1 In 5 People Admit
They Lie About Working Out

Surprised to learn that lying uses more calories than telling the truth.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Trump Staunchly Refuses to Be Seen Wearing Face Mask During Pandemic
Conversely, he has no problem being seen using umbrella in a rainstorm.

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