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PEOPLE
Rumors Rampant About Kellyanne Conway's New Look
Some call it “alternative face.”
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Elmer Fudd, Yosemite Sam
Won't Have Guns in New
Looney Tunes Cartoons

Porky Pig won't stutter, and Bugs Bunny won't eat carrots or say, “What's up, doc?”
 
BUSINESS
Poll: Americans Unhappiest
In 50 Years

Back when America was great.
Aunt Jemima to Change
Name, Image

And Log Cabin syrup comes out as gay.
Carnival Cruise Lines Selling Six of Its Ships
You'll need an appointment to take a test drive, however.
SCIENCE
Study: There Could Be
“Dozens” of Intelligent
Civilizations in Our Galaxy

“Or none,” say cynics.
Fears of Continent-Destroying
Supervolcano Under Yellowstone Exaggerated
But, to be safe, don't get too close to Old Faithful.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Survey: Spontaneity Could
Be Key to Happiness

But for longevity not so much.
U.S. Stuck With 63 Million
Doses of Hydroxychloroquine

One dose for every Trump voter in 2016.
Johnson & Johnson Debuts Racially Inclusive Band-Aids
Now, finally, blacks don't have to bleed to death.

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