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PEOPLE
CIA Psychologists Behind Waterboarding Come Face-
to-Face With Waterboarded Defendants
At a trial, not a meet 'n' greet.
 
ADVERTISING
Mr. Peanut Killed in Mountain Climbing Accident in New Super Bowl Ad
In another Super Bowl ad, Tony the Tiger is shot and stuffed by Donald Trump, Jr.
 
BUSINESS
Survey: Just 4 in 10 Adults Can Pay For a $1,000 Emergency
Which means 60% of adults have to borrow to buy a new 4K TV in time for the Super Bowl.
 
TRAVEL
Dept. of Transportation Wants to Ban All Service Animals on Flights
Except Dogs
After a comfort horse (right) was eaten by an emotional support python.
SCIENCE
50 Million Years Ago, Whales Walked on Land and Were the Size of a Wolf
They wouldn't recognize themselves today.
Like a Human, Stress Turns a Mouse's Hair Gray
Mouse before (above) and after (below) watching twenty-four hours of cat videos.
CT Scanner Image of Mummy Allows Scientists to Simulate What He Would Have Sounded Like
Not surprisingly, he sounds a lot like Lon Chaney, Jr.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
EPA Study Finds Bottled
Water Company Employees
Not Tested for Disease, Can
Have Colds, Open Cuts,
Infections in Bottling Area

And, around all that water, they have to urinate frequently.

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