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FASHION
  New Designs for 2020 on
Display in Paris

Don't expect to see these on the street until next year.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Your Dancing Style as
Unique as Your Fingerprint

Police lineups of the future may include a dance-off.
9 In 10 Parents Feel Teens Spend Too Much Time on Video Games
Not enough time letting their parents play.
 
REAL ESTATE
New York: 400% Rent Increase Forcing Coney Island to Gentrify
Sideshow attractions now feature World's Tallest Hipster, World's Shortest Influencer, and The Bearded Metrosexual.
NEW PRODUCTS
Nasal Ranger Can Sniff Out Anything!
Think of it as binoculars for your nose. Smell the roses a block away, rat out a neighbor growing pot, find a bathroom in a busy terminal. Now there's nothing you can't smell, good, bad and yikes. $99.99 from Smellier Image.
 
RELIGION
Americans Believe Religious
Leaders Will Do the Right
Thing Just 15% of the Time

On Sundays.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  National Archives Apologizes for Blurring Anti-Trump Messages in Women's March Photo
It's been restored to its original glory.

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