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TECHNOLOGY
Plane of the Future Bigger, Faster, More Passenger-Friendly
Features IMAX theater, food courts, bowling alley.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Report: Protecting All U.S.
Coastal Communities From Floods Will Cost $400 Billion by 2040

“Then forget it,” says Trump.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Residents of Norwegian Island
Want to Banish Clocks, Release
Themselves From Constraints
of Time

And they want to do it, like, yesterday.
 
FACTOID
Humans Have Made 8.3 Billion
Tons of Plastic Since 1950

“It's humbling,” says president of American Association of Plastics Manufacturers.
 
SPORTS
Breakdancing to Debut at
2024 Paris Olympics

Assuming anyone still breakdances.
SPECIAL FEATURE
Trump's Letter to Kim Jong-un Revealed
 
Dear Kim, or maybe I should say Dear Jong or Jong-un since you're all named Kim, right? Anyway, thank you for the beautiful birthday greetings. It meant a lot to me and the American people who, because of me, have grown to love you. We'll talk about the other stuff when I see you.
Sincerely,
President Donald J. Trump (your pal)
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Developer of DeepNude App That Can Remove a Woman's Clothing From a Photo Withdraws Product From Distribution
After being sued for $50 million by the City of New York.

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