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PEOPLE
Trump Says “She's Not My Type” in Response to Rape Accusation
Makes comment during kickoff of First Lady's “Be Best” initiative.
Dalai Lama Says, If His Successor Is a Female, She Should Be Attractive
“She doesn't have to be a knockout,” he adds.
 
BUSINESS
Study: Expertise Falling Out
Of Favor at Work

Experienced, knowledgeable employees deemed less likely to follow orders.
Report: Machines May Not Take
Our Job, But Our Boss's Job

An algorithm will get the corner office.
Asteroid Containing $700 Quintillion in Precious Heavy Metals Spotted Between Mars, Jupiter
First billionaire to get there wins.
SCIENCE
Rapid Movement of North Pole Causing Anxiety Among Scientists
At least those who believe in Santa.
Equation Powering Today's Algorithms Says There's a 50% Chance All Human Life Will End Within 760 Years
Based on latest hires at EPA.
 
NASA to Send Drone to Titan, Saturn's Largest Moon
To see if they're as much fun to fly there, and to take measurements.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
New Study Finds Social Media Actually Improves Our Mental Health
We feel better not having to spend time with other people in person.
Survey: Half of Doctors Consider Leaving Medicine Because of Health Insurance Headaches
Then reconsider when they find out how hard it is to get health insurance.

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