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PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Japan: Trump Presents Winner of Sumo Match With President's Cup
Next month, Japanese Emperor will present Emperor's Cup to winner of Wrestlemania XXXVI.
 
PEOPLE
Feds Fear El Chapo Request
Could Be Escape Ploy

He wants to take flying lessons.
 
BUSINESS
Report: Google Relies Mostly on Underpaid Temp Workers
Everyone but the CEO makes minimum wage.
Fiat, Renault in Merger Talks
New company would become world's largest manufacturer of unreliable cars.
New Marijuana Businesses Targeting Women
You've come a long way, baby.
REAL ESTATE
New York: $85 Million Apartment Comes With 2 Rolls-Royces, a Summer House in the Hamptons, a Yacht and 2 Seats on a Future Spaceflight
And the super's cellphone number.
 
SCIENCE
Administration Increases Its
Attack on Climate Science

Orders thermometers removed from all government buildings.
 
ENVIRONMENT
EPA to Stop Funding Research
Into Environmental Health
Threats to Children

“Nobody's interested,” explains spokesman.
U.S. Dept. of Energy Renames Natural Gas “Freedom Gas”
Renames bull shit “Freedom Shit.”
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Report: World's Rivers
Laced With Antibiotics

To prevent an infection from spreading, a few gulps from the Hudson River should do the trick.

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