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ART
Louvre Show Drops “Lost Leonardo” Over Authenticity Doubts
The wet paint raised eyebrows.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Oregon's Marijuana Supply
Twice as High as Demand

State will offer $10,000, free room and board to stoners who relocate there.
Study: Bearded Men Have More Bacteria Than Dogs
Conclusion: If you can't find a clean- shaven man to your liking, get a dog.
 
LAW
Trump Calls for Change
To Libel Laws

Wants it so he can say anything he wants about anybody and nobody can say anything bad about him without suffering "huge consequences."
 
SPORTS
MLB: Record Number of Home
Runs Blamed on Livelier Ball

And climate change.
FEATURE
How much will the president's tariff on all Mexican goods raise the price of a new automobile?
A )An average of $13 per car.
B )An average of $130 per car.
C )An average of $1300 per car.
Hint: have you considered a preowned vehicle?
 
POLITICS
Joe Biden Says LGBTQ Rights
Will Be His Number One
Priority If He Wins 2020 Election

Climate change “not so urgent,” income inequality “no big deal,” crumbling infrastructure “mission impossible.”
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Trump, Japanese Prime Minister Getting Along Famously
Shown: one of hundreds of selfies they took during Trump's visit.

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