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TECHNOLOGY
Report: Amazon Workers Listen to What You Tell Alexa
If anyone says anything disparaging of Jeff Bezos it goes right to the top.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Act of Smiling Really Does Make You Feel Happier
A depressing thought.
 
LAW
New York City: Marijuana
Testing of Job Applicants
Barred by City

You can still offer them a bowl of bite-sized Snickers to see what happens.
 
SPORTS
Study: Baseball Analytics Less
Advantageous Now That
Everyone's Doing It

To get an edge, teams returning to hunches, rumors, advice from astrologers.
FEATURE
It's tax time. Who doesn't belong on this list?
  A ) Chevron
  B ) Amazon
  C ) Eli Lilly
  D ) General Motors
  E ) Delta Air Lines
  F ) Halliburton
  G ) Netflix
  H ) IBM
  I ) Goodyear
  J ) You
Hint: you paid more than zero federal taxes, didn't you?
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Bathing in Crude Oil Promoted as Health Treatment
Just don't smoke.

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