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PEOPLE
Mulvaney: Dems Will “Never See” Trump's Taxes
“They'll have to pry them from my cold, dead hands,” he adds.
 
LAW
Feds Indict Chairman of North Carolina Republican Party for Bribery
Plans controversial “everybody does it” defense.
 
BUSINESS
World's Biggest Carbon Producers Investing in Carbon-Reduction Technologies
“It's a win-win,” says one.
Trump Says He Considered Ivanka to Head World Bank Because “She's Good With Numbers”
Then he heard what they pay.
Walmart Adding Thousands of Robots to Scan Shelves, Scrub Floors
Freeing up human employees to find work elsewhere.
SCIENCE
Scientists Put Human Gene
Into Monkeys to Make Them
Smarter, More Human-Like

Now they're taking orders from the monkeys.
Bones Discovered in Island Cave May be New Human Species
Homo sapiens welcome long-lost relative "homo luzonensis" to family tree.
 
Study of Twin Astronauts Finds Troubling Changes to One Who Spent Year in Space
He's unaware of all the new series on Netflix, has no idea of the latest plot twists on “Game of Thrones” and couldn't name a single winner on “The Voice.”
 
Scientists Develop Quantum
Computer Capable of
Predicting Future

They were last seen wheeling it into MGM Grand in Las Vegas.

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