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PEOPLE
Before Running for Senate, Beto O'Rourke Re-read The Odyssey
And Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Trump Again Attacks SNL
Rerun for Satirizing Him

“I can dish it out, BUT I CAN'T TAKE IT” he tweets.
 
BUSINESS
Trump Budget: Huge Cuts to Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, Food Stamps, Housing, Family Assistance
“We all have to sacrifice,” he says.
Report: Boeing, Other Airlines
Sell Some Safety Features as
Expensive Extras

Radar's included in the luxury package.
Medicare for All Proposals Gaining Traction in Congress Would Eliminate Private Health Insurance
Americans concerned that primary source of anxiety, stress, financial pressure in their lives would have to be replaced by something else.
SCIENCE
Using DNA, Researchers Finally Identify Jack the Ripper as Polish Barber Aaron Kominski
And put out an all-points bulletin for Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
Flat Earthers Plan 2020 Trip to Antarctica to Reach “End of the World”
Expect to return in time to vote for Trump.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Drug Companies Spent $4.5
Billion on TV Advertising of
Prescription Drugs

About the same as spent by makers of beer, potato chips, soft drinks, fast food that cause illnesses requiring prescription drugs.
60% of Millennials Say Life More Stressful Now Than Ever Before
Like six months ago.

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