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TECHNOLOGY
Scientists Say They Reversed Time Using Quantum Computer
Hope to make America great again — before Trump.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Revealed: 1,600 People Secretly
Filmed in South Korean Hotel
Rooms, Live-Streamed Online

Thousands pay to watch, not knowing if they too are being filmed.
 
LAW
Rep. Nunes Sues Satiric Twitter Account for $250 Million
Spawns thousands of other satiric twitter accounts, each one of which he plans to sue for $250 million.
 
EDUCATION
Indiana Teachers Shot Execution- Style With Pellets in Active Shooter Drill
Part of state program training future mass murderers.
FEATURE
Since a federal court ordered that the Trump Administration stop separating young children from their mothers and fathers at the border, how many young children have been separated from their parents?
  A ) Two or three.
  B ) Maybe a dozen.
  C ) 245.
Hint: last time anybody bothered to count them.
 
FACTOID
OMB: In 2015, Americans Spent 9.78 Billion Hours on Federal Paperwork
Took OMB 240,000 hours to determine that.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  South Beach Now Features
Floating Billboards

Touting upcoming films, like Jaws 5.

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