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MEDIA
NY Post Headline Writer Given Immediate Pulitzer
By acclamation.
 
PEOPLE
Supermodel Tyra Banks Announces Modelland Theme Park
Features rides, performances, but no food whatsoever.
Trump: “If I Had Not Been Elected President of the United States, We Would Right Now, in My Opinion, Be in a Major War With North Korea”
“But thanks to me, we're great fiends with North Korea and at war with NATO.”
 
BUSINESS
Goldman Executives' Pay May Be Cut Over Scandal
Reversing corporate policy of rewarding them with bonuses.
Household Debt Hit Record $13.5 Trillion Last Quarter
Lenders told “check for $13.5 trillion is in the mail.”
SCIENCE
Study: Honeybees Can Learn to Carry Out Exact Numerical Calculations
And they don't like the numbers they're seeing.
 
Revealed: Recently Discovered “Ancient” Stone Circle in Scotland Actually Built in 1990s
Failed tourist attraction Druidland lacked parking lot, bathrooms, gift shop.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Carbon Emissions Increased in 2018 Despite Coal Plant Closings
Jump traced to a couple of good ol' boys.
 
RELIGION
Pope Francis Admits Priests, Bishops Have Sexually Abused Nuns
Claims sexy black outfits worn by nuns partially to blame.

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